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Thibault Rossard is a French professional volleyball player.
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Baquedano is a transfer station between the Line 1 and Line 5 of the Santiago Metro. It is located close to the eastern terminus of the Avenida Libertador General Bernardo O'Higgins. The station was initially a single-line station on the Line 1, later was enlarged since the Line 5's opening date. there are plans for the future line 7 to intersect with this station.
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Tristan Park was a progressive rock band formed in October 1986 by songwriters Brian Coombes, Chuck Dyac, and Marc Larochelle. Early Tristan Park sets included their theatrical/musical production, \"The Screams for an Absent Dawn.\" It was an ambitious and influential beginning for a group of fledgling songwriters.
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