{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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Remzi Arpaci-Dusseau is a professor at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and former chair of the Computer Sciences department.\nHe co-leads a research group with Professor Andrea Arpaci-Dusseau.\nHe and Andrea have co-written a textbook on operating systems, \"Operating Systems: Three Easy Pieces\" (OSTEP), that is downloaded millions of times yearly and used at hundreds of institutions worldwide.\nHis research been cited over 15,000 times and is one of the leading experts in the area of data storage.
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