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{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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Elsa Alina Murano is a Cuban-born American executive and the Director of the Norman Borlaug Institute for International Agriculture and Development at Texas A&M University's Agriculture & Life Sciences program since 2012. She served as the 23rd president from January 3, 2008, until her resignation on June 15, 2009.
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{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
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KF Murlani, is a football club based in Vau i D