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Victoriano Ramírez López, also known as \"El Catorce\", was a Mexican General of the Cristero War known for his excellent combat skills.
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Kalpana Soren is an Indian politician from the state of Jharkhand. She had won the Gandey constituency bypoll for MLA which was held in 2024. Soren is wife of Jharkhand Chief Minister Hemant Soren.
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